Goodbye, toes.

I must confess: for the last few weeks, I've been spending way too much time checking in on my toes while standing, just to see if I can still see them. And now, the total eclipse I have been awaiting has happened! Here is my view, looking down:

But wait - if I lean forward just a little bit... hey, there they are again!
I guess I now know how it feels to have a beer gut. Fortunately, though, this gut is not from beer... and all I have to do to get rid of it is give birth to two little babies! So, goodbye toes for now - see ya in a few months!

Stay tuned for belly button popping and other fascinating pregnant bodily phenomena.